Bridesmaid at 86?

So last month I went to see the movie Bridesmaid

I thought it was rated PG-13

It was rated "R"

The opening "steamy" scene gave it away.....right away

So, this week I was in a local thrift shop - my favorite one by the way

There were two elderly women at the checkout counter

The older of the two ask the other......Have you seen the movie Bridesmaid?

My ears perked right up

She precedes to tell her about the "steamy" opening scene

I'm now totally eavesdropping

I'm waiting for her to tell her how "bad" it was

Apparently she thought the movie rocked

ah haaaaaa

She precedes to explain the "steamy" scene

And....I'll leave it at that

So, elderly lady number one says.....

"Now Margaret I know you are older than me, how old are you"?

Elderly lady number two says......

"86, how old are you"?

I'm now seriously hiding behind the clothes rack and scared to move for fear of them seeing me

I had my hand over my mouth because I couldn't contain myself

Elderly lady number one decides she needs to see it

and being the good friend she was,

Elderly lady number two volunteered to see it again

At this point, I completely ducked down and snuck to the back of the store

True story.....I couldn't even make that up.