So last month I went to see the movie Bridesmaid
I thought it was rated PG-13
It was rated "R"
The opening "steamy" scene gave it away.....right away
So, this week I was in a local thrift shop - my favorite one by the way
There were two elderly women at the checkout counter
The older of the two ask the other......Have you seen the movie Bridesmaid?
My ears perked right up
She precedes to tell her about the "steamy" opening scene
I'm now totally eavesdropping
I'm waiting for her to tell her how "bad" it was
Apparently she thought the movie rocked
She precedes to explain the "steamy" scene
And....I'll leave it at that
So, elderly lady number one says.....
"Now Margaret I know you are older than me, how old are you"?
Elderly lady number two says......
"86, how old are you"?
I'm now seriously hiding behind the clothes rack and scared to move for fear of them seeing me
I had my hand over my mouth because I couldn't contain myself
Elderly lady number one decides she needs to see it
and being the good friend she was,
Elderly lady number two volunteered to see it again
At this point, I completely ducked down and snuck to the back of the store
True story.....I couldn't even make that up.